(15:53:42) Sarah: My brain is like a supernova - it's so pretty when it explodes, but so dangerous.
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 4 January 2008
(15:38:13) Sarah: He sleeps like the dead.
(15:38:49) Sarah: He's too busy dreaming of WoW to be disturbed by anything climbing in or out of bed with him.
[edit] added: 3 January 2008
Jonathan: "Суп жақсы екен."
Қали: "Суп емес—повор жақсы."
[edit] added: 24 December 2007
Jonathan: "Well, I mean, if you own land, and the value goes down, that's something you worry about, and you look to the cause."
Mandy: "Yeah, 'cause black people themselves actually make property values go down, just by standing there. Why don't we just shoot them all."
Jonathan: "Well, I'm not disagreeing with you guys—"
everyone: [jaws drop]
Jonathan: "Nono, that's not what I mean!"
[edit] added: 24 December 2007
Jonathan: "In the south, there are these people who stay at Walmart all day and get bored and when you go in they try to socialise with you."
Kimberly: "Wait, aren't those called ‘greeters’?"
[edit] added: 24 December 2007
"I hope I'm not this crazy when I'm old."
[edit] added: 24 December 2007
Jonathan: "Well, alcohol leads to bad judgement; beer takes a little while."
Lara: "Well, maybe for you; for me, it's like three sips, and then… you know, bad judgement. Not really bad, though."
[edit] added: 24 December 2007
"I think when you hit a human being, that's sub-standard driving."
[edit] added: 23 December 2007
(13:35:56) [me]: oh man teleportation would solve so many problems wouldn't it
(13:36:04) [me]: I'm only just starting to see the potential
(13:36:11) Michael: well it would probably create more problems than it would solve
(13:36:20) [me]: oh?
(13:37:33) Michael: well... obviously security would have to be completely rethought.. or i guess it would just be more like network security
(13:38:09) Michael: i mean, can you imagine? illegal immigration would turn into like a DoS attack
[edit] added: 22 December 2007
(03:19:15) [me]: I like tech support to know more than I do
(03:19:27) [me]: instead it's just this number I call to try to convince to flip a switch for me