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"There's light at the end of the tunnel for your Masters, and then you realise that it's just the light between tunnels."

"I need some real food. Ooh, Reese's!"

Chuck: "There's Low German forms, Middle High German forms, Upper High German forms, and even Anglo-Frisian forms. This is weird!"

Derek: "Maybe a non-native speaker wrote it."

Chuck: "Or they had some pretty heavy stuff back then."

"I had no idea that linguistics was such a witty field."

Jonathan: "Інің неге келмеді?"

Anara: "Потому-что there is no қыздар."

"I haven't read this in years. When I first read this in Old High German, it had just been written."

"I have a much harder time being mean to furry cute animals than to other living things."

"Well I'm gonna go watch atomic bombs. …Dude, they're pretty—it's too bad they suck."