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top categories: weirdness (9), school (6), turkisms (6), brandeis (5), stupidity (5)

most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (5), RZ (2), Ned Colvandra Thimmayya (1)

(BETA) CS's quotes have been rated 3 times, with an average rating of 4.67/5

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"What the fuck is wtf?"

stupidity, inappropriateness, irony
[comment] [rate] 5/5


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"If that bounces up and hits me I'm going to bounce up and hit you."

warning Cem about throwing a napkin
misc, omnipotence, wisdom, weirdness
[comment] [rate] 4/5


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"She's like that Justice Brandeis guy come back as a Turkish girl!"

brandeis, hyperbole, sarcasm, weirdness, turkisms, analogies, sexuality
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"You know, the coffee house—Cookley's? Cockley's?"

in reference to Chumley's
stupidity, brandeis, freudian
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"Yeah, I'm at Brandeis—what's this place called?"

on the phone with Tiki
stupidity, brandeis, contradiction
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"I'm Turkish; I can eat as many fortune cookies and get as many fortunes as I want."

immediately after opening his third fortune cookie in 5 minutes (the first fortune he ate with the cookie claiming that's how they're eaten in China, (and then Turkey when we told him no), and the second fell out of the cookie when he dropped it on the floor. The third came out fine.)
culture, stupidity, food, turkisms
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"This is worse than like F-type Turkish prisons."

in reference to our dorm room
analogies, turkisms, school, hyperbole, patriotism, gradschool
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[link] heard: 5 May 2003
[edit] added: 5 May 2003

[Cem]: i swear economics is a lie created by a bunch of fat old bored men

school, politics, non-p.c.ness
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[link] heard: 6 May 2003
[edit] added: 6 May 2003

"Yeah, and don't walk in on me in the shower, unless it's Tuesday."

Rameez setting up ground rules with Cem for their living arrangements
weirdness, sarcasm
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[link] heard: 19 July 2003
[edit] added: 19 July 2003

(03:40:39) [Cem]: yo i have a question for u man, are most college parties in the us like the ones in the usa?

college, weirdness, paradoxes, turkisms, brandeis, stupidity
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[link] heard: 8 September 2003
[edit] added: 8 September 2003

Cem: "I wanna throw this awesome party in my Ziv, with like a mad DJ and strobe lights and everything and we'd have to hand pick who came and have a guest list, and you could hire this huge black guy to be a bouncer for like a hundred dollars for the night and he'd make money off people bribing him to get into the party."

Me: "I'd almost go to that party, just for the DJ and the strobe lights."

Cem: "You'd have to get past the bouncer though."

school, brandeis, music, weirdness, diatribes
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[link] heard: 20 October 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

"I could go either way man, and I'm pretty sure if I get cremated I'm going to hell."

pessimism, religion, death
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[link] heard: 30 November 2003
[edit] added: 30 November 2003

Cem: "I've written 12 pages for a 5-page paper that's probably going to be 20 pages long."

Jonathan: "Wow, what are you writing about?"

Cem: "Wisdom and the bible and philosophy and socrates and shit. It's fucked up."

school, wisdom, philosophy, religion, weirdness
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[link] heard: 13 January 2005
[edit] added: 13 January 2005

(20:58:50) Cem: man im gonna kill the dude that invented english

school, papers, language, patriotism, death, turkisms
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[link] heard: 13 January 2005
[edit] added: 13 January 2005

(21:14:08) Cem: dude im soo sleepy

(21:14:23) Cem: im like writing half of this shit in spanish for all i know

writing a paper
school, papers, spanish, language, sleep, gradschool
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[link] heard: 8 September 2003
[edit] added: 8 September 2003

"You keep asking questions—I feel like I'm in the Matrix, you know, and these bullets are flying by me and I'm dodging them."

Cem, in reference to Jonathan
movies, weirdness, analogies, compliments
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[link] heard: 11 April 2003
[edit] added: 11 April 2003

"What does gizmo mean?"

Cem, when he heard Rameez talking on the phone in Urdu . . . about his cat Gizmo
cats, weirdness, language, animals
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[link] heard: 4 September 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

[anon]: "I don't even look Turkish."

Jonathan: "You look vaguely Turkish and vaguely Armenian."

[anon]: "That's just because I haven't shaved."

turkisms, patriotism, hair
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[link] heard: 20 October 2003
[edit] added: 20 October 2003

Cem: "That's what I want to be—a Samurai Sword Craftsman."

Jonathan: "That's an honourable profession."

Cem: "... Fuck that. I wanna be a Samurai. I wonder if they get paid."

weirdness, honour, violence
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