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Jonathan: "I showed someone this picture and they said 'Whoa, how did you get Brandeis not to look like a post-apocolyptic wasteland?'"
Mark: "But you didn't show them this one. The background looks like a post-apocalyptic wasteland."
Jonathan: "But there's Volen in the background."
Mark: "Yeah, that's like the post-apocalyptic command centre."
(23:39:00) Mark: I always wanted to be a toy monkey. such a carefree life
(23:39:02) Mark: no homework
(23:39:19) Mark: get to see all sorts of exotic tourist destinations
(18:43:06) Mark: There comes a point where you can reduce anything to anything. I mean, reconstructions of reconstructions of reconstructions - they're building a PIE in the sky
(02:22:15) Mark: what kind of pizza is cheeseless pizza?
(02:22:22) [me]: what Kathryn eats
(02:22:32) [me]: I've had sauceless pizza... it's pretty good I guess
(02:22:48) Mark: yeah i wouldnt want to eat non real pizza
(02:23:28) Mark: Non-real pizza is defined as (pizza)i where i=sqrt(-1), or the (-cheese) factor
Mark: "So how many songs can it play at once?"
Me: "An infinite number, theoretically, but I don't want to test the limits of my server."
Mark: [starts a half dozen songs] "I do."
Me: "Mon nom c'est Jonathan, j'ai un nom qui sème la peur."
Mark: "Ce nom-là ne sème rien."
"Puurrrge. I love that word! It's such a harsh word for e-mail."
(22:54:11) Verdant Forest: I remember when I first started using AOL when I was 10...
(22:54:27) Verdant Forest: I would go into chatrooms and people would be saying "IM me! im me!" and I would just wonder
(22:54:37) Verdant Forest: Why do they need to clarify that they are themselves?
(22:22:26) VerdanTForesT: ok, time for some histizzorical linguistissizin'
(21:37:49) Ver D Antforest: he's so creative with his expletives. His Tourette's is like an expletive generating gift from God
"Blast some MC Solaar up in here or something."
"Hold on, we need to change the equaliser for this one. I think I even have a preset for this one, yeap, called 'Max up DAT bass.'"
[21:09:30] Verdant Forest: ooh i want to go to the mentality of apes too
[17:24:29] Verdant Forest: I think Russian is more lustful than French. French plays hard to get.
"I've been reading about all these crazy Jewish cultures which may or may not have to do with my research project."
(18:19:02) Kd5cfx: I hat theis kebord
(18:19:19) Kd5cfx: whoa, how'd the e in hate get half way into the enxt word?
(18:19:30) Verdant Forest: I dnt'o nkow
(18:19:35) Verdant Forest: :)
(18:19:38) Kd5cfx: hehe, lest just kep;p making typose
"Where I live? Not in England! ... It's cause they give you a choice, where you live, and they showed a map of England."
(16:34:23) Verdant Forest: ack, I have a bazillion plastic bags, what am I going to do with them all?
(16:34:34) Verdant Forest: a bazillion is probably about 25-30
"No, Jon, we'll play Sopwith Camel some other time."
"OOH—I still have orange Tic-Tacs. Barukh haŠem...."
"WHOA! If you say, 'Fucking fuck the fucking fuckers,' 'fucking' is used as two different parts of speech!"
"So, wait, does winamp play oggs?--[loud crashing guitar sound] Whoa, I guess so."
"No, I didn't learn anything senior year—it must've been junior year. . . . In French I mean."
"Le lango loo lango hey lango isn't a good clue for guessing what language this is!"
"Well, lango could be a word in like 50 million languages. Or just 5 hundred or whatever.."
"Uh, just place it on the floor. ...Right side up. Yeah, I know I have to be pretty specific when I'm talking to you."
