Vickie: "I'm a year older than Matt."
Matt: "No you're not, because if you were, we wouldn't both be 21 right now."
Vickie: "Fine, I'm 9 months older than you."
Nat: "That's enough time to make a baby."
Vickie: "Yeah, I could be your mother."
everyone else in room confused.
oberon: "Uhm, that's not ... how ... it works."
"Greer, did you fry beef in my hat?"
(06:23:29) Jess: i like anthropology much more for the way it thinks, rather than what it thinks about
(05:04:45) Jess: no one's as bad as you
(05:04:58) [me]: yeah, I think I might even hold records
(05:05:13) [me]: one paper due in february turned in the day grades were due in may
(05:05:29) [me]: another final paper turned in early the next semester
(05:06:06) Jess: yep
(05:06:15) Jess: you get the procrastinator award
McIntosh: "Naked mole rats—that sounds like a sitcom!"
Jackendoff: "Not `naked mall rats'?"
McIntosh: "That's pay-per-view."
Jonathan: "That's a lot of rice."
Matt: "Yeah.."
Jonathan: "So I'll put a lot of corn on it."
"Dem totns gelt. I'd like to get my hands on dem totns gelt, yo?"
Jackendoff: "Somebody washed [the board] with something wrong."
McIntosh: "Well, I wanna wash it with them."
"Four straight hours of Star Trek watching.... I wish that was a euphamism."
"Is Brandeis's registration system useful and helpful to use? Only if you're on drugs."
