"Guys, I have a get rich slow scheme. Okay, owning a cellar is a lot cheaper than owning a vinyard..."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 1 March 2005
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[edit] added: 1 March 2005
(21:14:41) Laura C: I have a feeling even most linguists won't look at a misspelled of ROFL as RORL and think it's alot like ARUAL
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heard: 28 February 2005
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[edit] added: 28 February 2005
"I get a lot of complaints about my url being too long."
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heard: 27 February 2005
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[edit] added: 27 February 2005
Jonathan: "Чё готовишь? [What're you making?]"
Vickie: "Cauliflower."
Jonathan: "С яйцами? [With eggs?]"
Vickie: "Yep."
Jonathan: "И с флафом?! [And with marshmallow fluff?!]"
Vickie: "Yep. And with paprika and Tony's."
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heard: 27 February 2005
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[edit] added: 27 February 2005
"It's hard to write porn from the point of view of Plato."
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heard: 25 February 2005
[edit] added: 25 February 2005
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[edit] added: 25 February 2005
"I was like wait a minute, I can taste the alcohol in this, but then I realised it was the grapefruit."
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heard: 23 February 2005
[edit] added: 23 February 2005
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[edit] added: 23 February 2005
"I trust a webpage more than I trust myself."
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heard: 23 February 2005
[edit] added: 23 February 2005
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[edit] added: 23 February 2005
Matt: "Well, I'd rather be able to feed you than put jalapeños in it."
Vickie: "Why?"
Matt: "Because I like you more than I like jalapeños."
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heard: 10 February 2005
[edit] added: 11 February 2005
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[edit] added: 11 February 2005
"My laptop's drive is never floppy; it's always hard."
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heard: 10 February 2005
[edit] added: 11 February 2005
[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 11 February 2005
"J'ai почти todo этого фильма."
