Jackendoff: "Somebody washed [the board] with something wrong."
McIntosh: "Well, I wanna wash it with them."
Jackendoff: "Somebody washed [the board] with something wrong."
McIntosh: "Well, I wanna wash it with them."
"Four straight hours of Star Trek watching.... I wish that was a euphamism."
"Is Brandeis's registration system useful and helpful to use? Only if you're on drugs."
"Guys, I have a get rich slow scheme. Okay, owning a cellar is a lot cheaper than owning a vinyard..."
(21:14:41) Laura C: I have a feeling even most linguists won't look at a misspelled of ROFL as RORL and think it's alot like ARUAL
"I get a lot of complaints about my url being too long."
Jonathan: "Чё готовишь? [What're you making?]"
Vickie: "Cauliflower."
Jonathan: "С яйцами? [With eggs?]"
Vickie: "Yep."
Jonathan: "И с флафом?! [And with marshmallow fluff?!]"
Vickie: "Yep. And with paprika and Tony's."
"It's hard to write porn from the point of view of Plato."
"I was like wait a minute, I can taste the alcohol in this, but then I realised it was the grapefruit."
"I trust a webpage more than I trust myself."