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http://quotes.firespeaker.org/snippits/matt - tty driver.ogg

"You're not the straight man in gay porn!"

"Yay! Sexual Harrassment."

oberon: "We all have a little bit of 12-year-old girl inside. You're one to talk!"

Vickie: "I beat mine senseless and tie her up and rape her."

"Have you ever been looking around your room trying to find something and your hand starts tapping Ctrl-F or Command-F? I do that all the time, and it bothers me more that there's no Command-F than that I can't find what I'm looking for."

Vickie: "Your computer stole my hair!"

Matt: "It loves you too."

oberon: "It just wanted something to remember you by."

Matt: "It wants a lock of your hair to use as its favour in a jousting tournament. Oh, by the way, I told you I entered your computer in a jousting tournament, didn't I?"

Jonathan: "I like how our suite event is, like, Linux."

oberon: "We're all sitting around the TV watching the Linux burn. It's like 5'000 years ago, but with a different word for 'fire'."

Jon: "Next week on shelter-vision, BSD!"

oberon: "It's just funny that you have a picture of your boyfriend framed and labelled 'Kitty'. One of them you leave bowls of cream out for. One of them's a cat."

Ian: "No, one them you put bowls of cream out for; the other one puts bowls of cream out for you."

"I'll just show up to Waban Market in the morning and take all their bread. `This am mine now!'"

Vickie: "Vickie am hungry."

oberon: "Vickie am go in closet."