"In the morning, the dish drain will be different. By that point, it'll've turned into a clean-dish-eating robot."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 9 October 2004
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[edit] added: 9 October 2004
Jonathan: "Всё. Пошли."
Nat: "I wonder if Vickie understands kick-to-the-shins."
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heard: 7 October 2004
[edit] added: 8 October 2004
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[edit] added: 8 October 2004
Nat: "You wanna try my cheese popcorn?"
oberon: "I'll try anything food-like—ooh, that's not so much like food."
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heard: 8 October 2004
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[edit] added: 8 October 2004
"Apparently some people see the glass as half-full, and some see it as a dragon."
John Stewart of the Daily Show, about Bush seeing weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
politics, patriotism, pessimism, D&D
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heard: 6 October 2004
[edit] added: 6 October 2004
[comment] [rate] 2/5
[edit] added: 6 October 2004
(19:03:11) Оберон: TV + internet == lots of random news
(19:03:18) Оберон: I've also seen a group of elephants steal a car
(19:03:26) Оберон: ...though technically "steal" may not be the right verb.
(19:03:39) Оберон: perhaps "mash into itty bitty two dimensional pieces" would be better.
(19:03:43) Оберон: But "steal" is a lot easier to type
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heard: 6 October 2004
[edit] added: 6 October 2004
[comment] [rate] 2/5
[edit] added: 6 October 2004
(01:11:36) Matt S: Lemurs stole my syllabery.
(01:11:42) [me]: ?
(01:11:56) Matt S: They tricked me, they said they just wanted to borrow it, and now they're all, like, "What syllabery?"
(01:12:05) [me]: oh?
(01:12:18) Matt S: Yeah. Well, just wanted to let you know to be on the lookout.
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heard: 6 October 2004
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[edit] added: 6 October 2004
(00:35:54) Оберон: Dude
(00:35:58) Оберон: your dad is making up moon porn
(00:36:01) Оберон: and putting it on his resume
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heard: 5 October 2004
[edit] added: 5 October 2004
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[edit] added: 5 October 2004
"What is this? This is beginning to sound like the student union."
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heard: 5 October 2004
[edit] added: 5 October 2004
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[edit] added: 5 October 2004
(16:28) Kesuari: i hate my uni. every time i find a journal article that might be vaguely useful, i get told that the library doesn't have that journal. stupid library
(16:28) [me]: typical, yeah
that's all unis + murhpey's law
which makes another law I guess
(16:29) Kesuari: mcleay's law? :)
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heard: 4 October 2004
[edit] added: 4 October 2004
[comment] [rate] 5/5
[edit] added: 4 October 2004
"I'm sorry, you can't buy that here, we don't sell those. You'll have to put it back."
cashier at Java City in reference to a bottle of water someone was carrying, as reported by Josh Rachlin
brandeis, food, sadness, stupidity, incompetence, not-heard-myself
