"Aw man, playing Nintendo games and naming your characters `Cunthead.' That brings me back."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 3 October 2004
(18:49:47) Qatharsis: One of your weirdo Frenches.
(18:49:52) [me]: rofl
(18:49:54) [me]: *mine*?
(18:50:05) Qatharsis: You keep digging them up.
[edit] added: 2 October 2004
"PHO-NOLOGY. Starts with Vietnamese soup and ends with `nology'."
[edit] added: 2 October 2004
"No, I'm fine with vegetarians—they can eat anything they want—I just want more cow."
[edit] added: 2 October 2004
"Actually, I think Cuba's biggest export is Floridians."
[edit] added: 2 October 2004
Jon: "Who left the iced tea pitcher with 2 shots in it?"
Vickie: "Wait, you don't measure iced tea in shots."
Nat & Jonathan simultaneously: "Jon measures everything in shots."
[edit] added: 1 October 2004
"They blasted Dragostea Din Tei on all the Israeli busses. I thought to myself, `No wonder the palestinians want to blow those things up.'"
[edit] added: 30 September 2004
"I don't think I've had enough to drink. I can still type all my passwords."
[edit] added: 30 September 2004
"This chocolate gives me female orgasms."
[edit] added: 30 September 2004
Vickie: "Yes, you can change positions. Refusing to change your positions just means your pig-headed and stubborn and stupid."
Jonathan: "That makes me sad."
[anon]: "Drink up, Jonathan. That's the leader of the `free world'."