"If he put a good on that paper, then you could take a piece of paper and wrap doodoo with it and turn it in and you'd do pretty well."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 1 February 2004
[on phone with Aaron]
"Hold on, I need to go make some soup."
[a couple mins pass]
"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available customer service agent."
[more mins pass]
"Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. Your call will be answered in .. two minutes."
[more mins pass]
"Tiki house, what you want ɔːdɐː?!!"
[edit] added: 1 February 3004
Dr. Cool: "We're going shopping."
Aaron: "Boy shopping?"
Dr. Cool: "Yes."
Aaron: "Hello?" [points at self] "Best buy!"
[edit] added: 28 January 2004
"Why does the diet coke here [Usdan] taste different than at Sherman?"
[edit] added: 29 January 2004
(07:50:56) Оберон: Anyway, I was just trying it with the C400 mod
(07:51:04) Оберон: which sets the arrow scroll speed to a constant 400
(07:51:13) Оберон: except, thanks to a slight bug, it's 400*xmusic
(07:51:22) Оберон: so on the last song I was dealing with 600bpm arrows the whole way through
(08:00:12) [me]: why only 600bpm?
(08:00:25) Оберон: 1.5 * 400 = 600?
(08:00:31) [me]: oh
(08:00:48) [me]: not 400 * 300bpm
(08:00:54) Оберон: *blink*
(08:00:54) Оберон: no
(08:01:00) Оберон: that would be 400xmusic on max 300
(08:01:04) [me]: that's how I parsed what you said
(08:01:05) Оберон: which is of course completely unplayable
(08:01:20) [me]: it'd be gone before you could hit an arrow, that's for sure
(08:01:24) Оберон: the song would be over in about a quarter of a second!
(08:01:33) Оберон: I can make a song like that
(08:01:36) Оберон: it's called "beep"
(08:01:39) Оберон: it sounds like this:
(08:01:40) Оберон: beep
(08:01:46) Оберон: The steps are this:
(08:01:51) Оберон: XXXX
[edit] added: 26 January 2004
"My mittens I can totally type with them on"
[edit] added: 25 January 2004
"By the way, don't get the veggie wrap the way they normally make it; it's like 30% veggie and 70% mayonnaise. It's mystery-sauce-alicious."
[edit] added: 25 January 2004
Amy: "My grandmother had back surgery today."
Aaron: "Yay!"
[edit] added: 25 January 2004
"I actually went to modfest and got spilled beer on."
[edit] added: 21 January 2004
(03:23:23) Kesuari: (dʒɔnz søːvəz ə hoː)
(03:24:10) Kesuari: (jon's server's a whore)
(03:24:25) Kesuari: making reference the number of people who have webpages on it)