[on phone with Aaron]
"Hold on, I need to go make some soup."
[a couple mins pass]
"Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line for the next available customer service agent."
[more mins pass]
"Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. Your call will be answered in .. two minutes."
[more mins pass]
"Tiki house, what you want ɔːdɐː?!!"