me: [getting ready to leave a class of Adam's I went to with him] "I can't take another hour of this... How do you guys put up with it?"
Adam: [gestures towards his laptop, types "www.porn.com" at his web browser]
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 6 November 2003
[edit] added: 6 November 2003
[comment] [rate] 2/5
[edit] added: 6 November 2003
(03:32:19) [me]: heh. Norwegian is a funny language
(03:32:28) Оберон: lol, yes.
(03:32:33) Оберон: thanks for pointing that out
(03:32:35) Оберон: or something
(03:33:16) [me]: ack, too much Norwegian. Need Silly Wizard
(03:33:45) Оберон: lol
(03:34:44) [me]: mmm, Macedonian
(03:34:52) Оберон: lol
(03:35:23) Оберон: at first, "(03:34) [jonathan]: mmm, Macedonian" looks like a random quote
(03:35:28) Оберон: but with some creative editing we have:
(03:35:42) Оберон:
(03:33) [jonathan]: I like the taste of European flesh
(03:34) [jonathan]: mmm, Macedonian
[link]
heard: 5 November 2003
[edit] added: 6 November 2003
[comment] [rate] no rating
[edit] added: 6 November 2003
Peter, rummaging through the food drawer at work: "Ooh, coffee beans. Those will keep me awake in class. Do you think they're caffeinated?"
me: " ... Probably. I mean, why would Dave have coffee in the office if it weren't caffeinated?"
Peter: "How many do I need?"
me, Adam: [laughter] "Uhm, Peter...."
Peter: [humbled voice] "I'm serious."
[link]
heard: 5 November 2003
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
[comment] [rate] no rating
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
"This e-mail was awful—it was like in another language. It was worse than the Justice, okay?"
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heard: 4 November 2003
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
[comment] [rate] no rating
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
(16:50:20) Оберон: in the past two days I've eaten...a muffin
(16:50:24) Оберон: maybe that's why I feel tired.
(16:50:31) Оберон: half a muffin, really
(16:50:56) Оберон: now that I think about it, it's odd I passed max300 on a 36 hour caloric intake of probably about 500 C
[link]
heard: 4 November 2003
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
[comment] [rate] no rating
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
Matt: "I don't care if the TV is depressed—only if it commits suicide."
oberon: "What if it turns off DDR every 10 minutes and complains that no one loves it?"
Matt: "Well, I do that, but nobody seems to notice."
[link]
heard: 4 November 2003
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
[comment] [rate] no rating
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
"I don't mind smelling funny at Usdan because everything smells funny at Usdan, including the food."
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heard: 4 November 2003
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 5 November 2003
"Put your left truck in. Take your left truck out. Hey, dipshit, come on!"
[link]
heard: 30 October 2003
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
"I feel like I should pay. I technically ate the technically food."
[link]
heard: 30 October 2003
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
[comment] [rate] no rating
[edit] added: 3 November 2003
me: "Well, he played Han Solo well."
oberon: "But it doesn't take much to play Han Solo. All it takes is walking into things. But abstract things, not literal things."
