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"Define democracy, and then shove it up Bush's ass—that's what you should do."

"Ow. That was G-d getting back at me for saying 'stupid asshole Christian'."

"It blows fat-tailed sheeps—purple fat-tailed sheeps!"

"Come on, nobody cares about the Ukraine—they just have nuclear melt-downs and become the butt of jokes"

"Not only does it suck, but it sucks in a foreign language."

"This is worse than like F-type Turkish prisons."

"Actually AIMI is cheating on Oscar with Oscar. AIMI gives Oscar what Oscar gives her."

"I sing about nothing like nobody else."

"Within the deep enigmatic craters of the human mindset, exists a belief of an ideal world; inconceivable in reality, an almost intangible paradise is found to be a constantly recurring notion. The previous sentence meant nothing; it is only a structural perception of the implausible."

"Mm! That sentence meant nothing either!"