"Isn't there a law against shooting people when they're at church?"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 28 April 2009
[edit] added: 28 May 2009
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[edit] added: 28 May 2009
(15:29:05) kesuari: it referred to using powerpoint on a mac
(15:29:20) kesuari: *"it"
(15:29:47) kesuari: (ironically, i'm currently reading a paper about pronoun resolution)
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heard: 28 May 2009
[edit] added: 28 May 2009
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[edit] added: 28 May 2009
me: "What happened to that banana?"
my mother: "They missed with the flame thrower they were using to kill the bugs."
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heard: 28 May 2009
[edit] added: 28 May 2009
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[edit] added: 28 May 2009
(11:22:14) kesuari: i think it's more that people want to be rich
(11:22:19) kesuari: but not particularly jewish
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heard: 23 May 2009
[edit] added: 22 May 2009
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[edit] added: 22 May 2009
"Flips like a pancake, lands like a rock—that's your father."
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heard: 26 April 2009
[edit] added: 6 May 2009
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[edit] added: 6 May 2009
(22:00:27) [me]: in the movie The Negotiator, Samuel L. Jackson talks on a cordless phone after they turn the power off
(22:00:35) [me]: they, like, don't even try
(22:00:42) [me]: not when Samuel L. Jackson is acting
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heard: 6 May 2009
[edit] added: 6 May 2009
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[edit] added: 6 May 2009
(12:17pm May 5) Michael:
sudo stop --event=rain --location=seattle --reason="it's amost summer for crissakes"
(12:18pm May 5) Michael:
it worked! sorta.
(6:14pm May 6) [me]:
export LOCATION="Seattle";
configure --force;
sudo make rain;
hah! try and stop that!
(6:49pm May 6) Michael:
dude, wtf, it's raining again.
sudo killall make
sudo userdel -f Jonathan
(7:22pm May 6) [me]:
agh, it's starting up again here now..
mv /indiana/rain /seattle/
chmod a-rw /seattle/rain
chown Jonathan /seattle/rain
(Okay, I don't get the full points, because I didn't show the roothack I used to get my account back.)
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heard: 19 April 2009
[edit] added: 19 April 2009
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[edit] added: 19 April 2009
(15:56:08) Aaron B: being a syntactician for the year is messing up my brain
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heard: 8 April 2009
[edit] added: 7 April 2009
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[edit] added: 7 April 2009
(01:47:55) [me]: dude, I grew up in Louisiana
(01:48:01) Michael T: i grew up in NM
(01:48:16) Michael T: the lousiana on the other side of texas
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heard: 5 April 2009
[edit] added: 5 April 2009
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[edit] added: 5 April 2009
(16:45:11) cassowary: he was being a prick and thought putting a smiley on would make him not a prick
(16:45:19) [me]: yeah
(16:45:22) [me]: people do that a lot
(16:45:27) [me]: I know people who do that irl
(16:45:46) cassowary: what, they say "you're an idiot colon closing bracket"?
