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"When she got drunk, she was a whorenog, man."
or "When she got drunk, she was a horndog, man."
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(16:39:22) [me]: and also, scratch the "isn't sex" part. it is sex, just not full-blown sex. (pun *NOT* intended)
(16:39:36) Qatharsis: LOL
(16:40:11) Qatharsis: Yeah, such unintended puns *suck*, don't they.
(16:40:21) [me]: hehe
(16:40:48) Qatharsis: You had it coming. ;-)
(16:40:54) [me]: oy
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"It's like reading a really bad love story about a Colombian drug cartel and his love affair in Baja California."
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"I'm sticking with FOX News—I like getting upset."
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"What would the trigger happy twin of Jesus do? That would make a good bracelet."
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(22:55:13) [sn withheld]: I have to go drive my car back to jizz lot
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"I'm against beating children, but if my kids ever call french fries freedom fries, I'm going to seriously beat them."
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"Hey guys, this just in on the Wouldn't've happened under Gore channel: . . . ."
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"Cheerleaders are dancers who have gone retarded."
