"If we could put the bathroom out in the carport, we wouldʼve done it a long time ago."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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other categories found with "southernisms": provincialism (6), sadness (5), bad-ideas (4), family (3), stupidity (2)
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[edit] added: 25 November 2007
(15:59:40) Rianna: I sat alone in the dark one night ... I found a preacher who spoke of the light -- he'd show me the way according to him, in return for my personal check. I flipped my channel back to CNN and lit another cigarette.
(16:00:15) Rianna: i dunno, that's most sane thing ever said on a country music station
[edit] added: 26 August 2005
me: "How far back is his Cornish ancestry?"
my father: "Five or six generations."
me: "So he's got a lot of other stuff mixed in then?"
my father: "I wouldn't count on it."
me: "How inbred is he?!"
Hannah: "That's how he got that colour hair."
[edit] added: 24 December 2007
Jonathan: "In the south, there are these people who stay at Walmart all day and get bored and when you go in they try to socialise with you."
Kimberly: "Wait, aren't those called ‘greeters’?"
[edit] added: 24 December 2007
Jonathan: "Well, I mean, if you own land, and the value goes down, that's something you worry about, and you look to the cause."
Mandy: "Yeah, 'cause black people themselves actually make property values go down, just by standing there. Why don't we just shoot them all."
Jonathan: "Well, I'm not disagreeing with you guys—"
everyone: [jaws drop]
Jonathan: "Nono, that's not what I mean!"
[edit] added: 13 January 2007
Meghan: "People used to throw batteries at me because they thought I was gay."
Julia: "And they thought you needed the batteries why?"
[edit] added: 14 September 2008
(23:16:35) [my father]: it is normal convention, however. So laTex doesn't know what it is doing
(23:17:04) [my father]: what the hell do you want with something that uses louisiana and texas as its call name
[edit] added: 7 April 2009
(01:47:55) [me]: dude, I grew up in Louisiana
(01:48:01) Michael T: i grew up in NM
(01:48:16) Michael T: the lousiana on the other side of texas
[edit] added: 24 October 2009
"Okay, here's one of my stories about moonshine. So I have this uncle named Sam, and he's married to a French woman..."