(04:34:43) Оберон: Know Thineself
(04:34:57) Оберон: Else Thineself Will Wait Till You're Asleep And Steal Your Wallet.
(04:35:09) [me]: I'm more worried about other things
(04:35:13) [me]: My wallet can bite me
(04:35:21) Оберон: Damn. I'd get a new wallet
"No, you don't get it. Domino's is bad pizza for the same reason steak is bad pizza."
"That's what I'm saying! Definitions can't be defined. ... As such."
"This is chocolate and not bugs, right?"
[takes a sniff]
"Yeah, good."
"Little do you know. It looks like Maple is watching you use your computer, but she's actually watching you type your root password."
"Isn't that what freshman do? Drink, sleep around, and move in herds?"
"You know you're a classics major if you see a door labelled 'Attic Access' and you immediately think 'Dude! A secret portal to Greece!'"
"The Turks are the borg of the Mediterranean. `Resistance is futile,' you know?"
"Repetitions of sounds, words, morphemes, blah blah blah."
Nat: "If you keep speaking French, I'll be forced to hit you."
Jonathan: "What's wrong with French?"
Nat: "French sounds like ass."
Matt: "Nat, I don't know what your ass sounds like."
Nat: "I can show you."
Matt: "If it sounds like French, then okay."
