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Jonathan: "You know what? Actually, I could just give you an account on my box, you could ssh in, run vmware via X-forwarding, and---"

Nat: "Uhm, Jonathan, that sounds like one of the slowest ideas for computing ever. Plus it'd be over encrypted wireless, which adds even more layers."

Picard: "Everything is impossible until it isn't!"

Data: "Yes, sir."

Jonathan: "So OS 9 was giving problems, and then the projector blew up."

oberon: "Well, I don't think that was OS 9's fault."

Jonathan: "It probably was. I'd love to be the author of that code."

oberon: "Adam would sue you for stealing his copyrighted code."

Jonathan: "I'm putting that on my quotes page. Adam wouldn't approve of it though."

oberon: "But do you disagree?"

Jonathan: "No, but he won't be happy."

Greer: "If she ever comes back here again, I'll break her kneecaps!"

Nat: "Because that's the only thing you can reach."

"My uncle... Well, actually my aunt."

Jonathan: "Does practicing for the GRE do anything?"

oberon: "I did leave an SAT prep book under my bed before I took the SATs."

"I'd sleep with President Bush for money. It'd create a huge scandal."

"I think I'm addicted to violence like you're addicted to gay porn."

"Vicke, whoring out your boyfriend for your own amusement is not a good idea."