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"Well, Europeans travel because they're in Europe, and Australians travel because we're not."

Thatcher: "So what was that half-hour-long toast about?"

Tamunia: "It's about love; it doesn't translate into English."

"There's almost as many crows as there was percent alcohol in that beer."

"I don't think they issue ethics approval based on whether it's more ethical than things that're more fun."

"We have gas and matches. And a device that makes sure we don't create an explosion when we mix the two."

"There probably shouldn't be a wikipedia page on everything, though, since there's probably a wikipedia page on Idaho."

"You know what I don't understand about bribing people to buy things—why don't you just lower the prices to what it would've been...?"

"I think back in Soviet times, the brake must've been on the steering wheel or something."

"Кантип жаңгак ача албайсың? Таш бар го?"