"Bah. Undergrads. They think that sunrises are Nature's way of telling you to go to bed already."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (3), oberon (2), Nat Budin (1), Laura Covey (1), Vickie F (1)
(BETA) Ian Adams's quotes have been rated 6 times, with an average rating of 3/5
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[edit] added: 22 October 2004
"You know you're a classics major if you see a door labelled 'Attic Access' and you immediately think 'Dude! A secret portal to Greece!'"
[edit] added: 19 March 2004
Matt: "People who dislike homosexuals should support gay marriage because everyone knows after you get married, you stop having sex."
Jonathan: "How do you know that?"
Matt: ...
oberon: "Well, we do know your birthday."
Matt: "I do have younger brothers, though."
Ian: "Are your brothers married?"
Matt: "I have two younger brothers and two cats. You do the math."
oberon: "That leaves three days of the week."
[edit] added: 30 January 2006
14:38:07 [me]: I could see like Laura going through and ranking every quote
14:38:09 [me]: all 700 of them
14:38:17 [Ian]: haha.
14:38:25 [me]: I could even see myself doing that.....
14:38:32 [Ian]: sigh.
14:39:28 [Ian]: Laura's, like, a bit crazy and would do something like that. You doing that would be more like lame.
[edit] added: 4 February 2004
"That's why Aramark doesn't need a hazardous waste disposal license. They can just make things like that."
[edit] added: 3 November 2004
"I'd sleep with President Bush for money. It'd create a huge scandal."
[edit] added: 14 November 2004
oberon: "It's just funny that you have a picture of your boyfriend framed and labelled 'Kitty'. One of them you leave bowls of cream out for. One of them's a cat."
Ian: "No, one them you put bowls of cream out for; the other one puts bowls of cream out for you."
[edit] added: 12 April 2005
(23:26:57) Ian: so what was that book that fucking chomsky would be more useful than?