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"Do you want another slice of iced tea and some more bread?"

Sharon: "So now there's this book on Iraqi Arabic with MP3s."

Noah: "I'm sure the army's all over that."

kid in car: "Hey, I know you!"

Jonathan: "Do you?"

older girl in car: "He's 11."

Jonathan: "Oh, okay."

"This is, like, the ultimate incarnation of toast."

Rianna: "What should we do with the bread?"

Jonathan: "Well, we could toast it."

Rianna: "Yeah, that's what I was thinking—that'll make it easier to spread the avocado joy."

"Everybody does that to salads. It makes them look like they're bleeding."

Rianna: "I don't even speak Danish!"

Jonathan: "Have you ever studied Danish?"

Rianna: "No, but still… I can't even read it. Out loud."

"Do a little evil, do a little monkey, get down tonight."

"The Danes haven't pronounced all the letters in their language for centuries."