(00:40:12) [me]: why do you keep comparing me to a squirrel?
(00:40:19) Оберон: I dunno.
(00:40:19) [me]: don't you have some sort of vendetta against them?
(00:40:35) Оберон: Not really, I just think they're tree-rats
(00:40:42) Оберон: whereas Anna thinks they're like little cats with big tails
(05:31:53) Laura C: people say really weird shit in your presence.
(05:33:57) [me]: such as?
(05:34:08) [me]: (and yeah, tell me about it...)
(05:34:45) Laura C: that made no sense.
(05:36:49) [me]: ?
(05:41:01) Laura C: 1. "such as?" implies that you need an example of how people say really weird shit in your presence.
2. "and yeah, tell me about it" suggests that realize that people say really weird shit in your presence.
3. your professor said "The raw act of boy fellating man would not go down well in mainstream America. No pun intended." hsfdkljsdhfksdfjhksdjfhsdkjfh!
4. you run a page of quotes of wierd shit people say in your presence.
(05:41:31) [me]: point made.
"The raw act of boy fellating man would not go down well in mainstream America. No pun intended."
(00:35:10) Оберон: I get the vision of a squirrel eating
(00:35:18) Оберон: you know how they eat with rapid, tiny bites, looking around furtively?
(00:35:24) Оберон: the way you qualify the same statement about four times
(00:35:34) Оберон: it makes me think you're waiting for something with binocular vision to eat you
"Dude, I would, like, never get tired of being called Saint Steve."
"You see, cats are a lot more resourceful than plants."
"I understand how time passes; it just doesn't make sense."
Matt: "Could we reschedule the conversation about the meaning of life?"
Jonathan: "It's not really about the meaning of life; it's about the driving factors."
Matt: "Could we also reschedule the conversation about the conversation?"
"This is soo cute. This is like middle school on crack."
"It makes me calm every time I take a sip."
