Vickie: "What country's flag is this?"
Jonathan: "Guess."
Vickie: "Mexico?"
Jonathan: "Uh, no..."
Vickie: "Spain?"
Jonathan: "Noo.."
Vickie: "Africa?"
Jonathan: "Uh, Vickie..?"
Vickie: "What country's flag is this?"
Jonathan: "Guess."
Vickie: "Mexico?"
Jonathan: "Uh, no..."
Vickie: "Spain?"
Jonathan: "Noo.."
Vickie: "Africa?"
Jonathan: "Uh, Vickie..?"
"Mostly because I had an overactive imagination. And my little sister was very stupid. Or, you know, little."
"How come in the Windows installer my mouse doesn't work, and then when I put the CD in the other drive and reboot, it does?"
(23:46:47) Kesuari: (just now reading your quotes page. sometimes it seems it would be easier on you if you just hitched up a microphone and speech-to-text system under oberon's mouth and just have a complete transcription of everything he says)
"Yeah, value judgements ... bad."
Jonathan: "Matt, what sorting algorithm are you using?"
Matt: "MattSort."
Jonathan: "That means that if you know the original state of the cards, you can recalculate which cards everyone has."
Matt: "No, because it's O(...look over there!)"
Matt: "We haven't dated, but I have gone on dates with her."
oberon: "You do know how past tense works in English, right?"
"You're not the straight man in gay porn!"
"Yay! Sexual Harrassment."