oberon: "We all have a little bit of 12-year-old girl inside. You're one to talk!"
Vickie: "I beat mine senseless and tie her up and rape her."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 15 November 2004
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"Have you ever been looking around your room trying to find something and your hand starts tapping Ctrl-F or Command-F? I do that all the time, and it bothers me more that there's no Command-F than that I can't find what I'm looking for."
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Vickie: "Your computer stole my hair!"
Matt: "It loves you too."
oberon: "It just wanted something to remember you by."
Matt: "It wants a lock of your hair to use as its favour in a jousting tournament. Oh, by the way, I told you I entered your computer in a jousting tournament, didn't I?"
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heard: 14 November 2004
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Jonathan: "I like how our suite event is, like, Linux."
oberon: "We're all sitting around the TV watching the Linux burn. It's like 5'000 years ago, but with a different word for 'fire'."
Jon: "Next week on shelter-vision, BSD!"
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oberon: "It's just funny that you have a picture of your boyfriend framed and labelled 'Kitty'. One of them you leave bowls of cream out for. One of them's a cat."
Ian: "No, one them you put bowls of cream out for; the other one puts bowls of cream out for you."
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heard: 14 November 2004
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"I'll just show up to Waban Market in the morning and take all their bread. `This am mine now!'"
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heard: 14 November 2004
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Vickie: "Vickie am hungry."
oberon: "Vickie am go in closet."
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(15:59:45) Aaron B: but i forgot that you're jonathan
(15:59:51) Aaron B: and conventional logic doesn't apply
(15:59:58) [me]: IT'S NOT CONVENTIONAL LOGIC
(16:00:08) [me]: it's logic that works on stereotypical american teenagers and no one else
(16:00:27) Aaron B: right
(16:00:29) Aaron B: convention
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heard: 12 November 2004
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Matt: "Given a perfectly spherical tongue of uniform density..."
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heard: 10 November 2004
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(08:34:57) Laura C: I accidently lit my pencil on fire
(08:35:03) Laura C: And now it won't work.
(08:36:52) [me]: what kind of pencil
(08:37:05) Laura C: mechanical.
(08:37:20) Laura C: I wanted to see what happened if you lit the lead on fire.
(08:37:29) Laura C: except i caught the plastic on fire
(08:37:39) Laura C: and the top part kinda melted off.
(08:38:46) Laura C: And the peice of lead is completley covered in melted plastic.
(08:39:13) Laura C: BUT I CAN STILL WRITE WITH IT!
(08:39:33) [me]: I thought you said it didn't work?
(08:39:51) Laura C: Well, the tip of the piece of lead pokes through the plastic
(08:39:57) Laura C: So i can technically still write with it
(08:40:28) Laura C: But it's not like i can reverse the damage i did. When that peice of lead is through, it'll be completley broken.
(08:47:54) Laura C: this is the coolest pencil EVER
(08:48:56) Laura C: It's now more like an abstract art idea of a pencil
(08:50:30) Laura C: It's all twisted and seperated
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(08:50:51) Laura C: DAMNIT, You're making me seem like an insane crazy pyro who always burns shit at 8 in the morning.
(08:52:00) [me]: well...
(08:52:20) Laura C: shhh
Laura, rambling about setting her pencil on fire for a good 20 minutes
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