all: "Where's the die?"
Jonathan: "I think it went under Matt's chair."
oberon [to Matt]: "You have a pompom. It's making die-like noises."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 12 April 2004
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[edit] added: 12 April 2004
"Who has bestiality porn on—Oh, wait, that's a saxophone."
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heard: 11 April 2004
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[edit] added: 11 April 2004
"It's Easter and we need chicken."
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heard: 7 April 2004
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[edit] added: 7 April 2004
(02:36:12) Оберон: Someone trying to probe my web server for Windows security holes is like someone trying to probe me for female holes
(02:36:36) Оберон: It may not be rape but it still leaves me feeling dirty
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heard: 6 April 2004
[edit] added: 7 April 2004
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[edit] added: 7 April 2004
"Why on this night do we eat .. Shmats or Matzah ..."
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heard: 23 March 2004
[edit] added: 29 March 2004
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[edit] added: 29 March 2004
"You're going to come back to your room and there are going to be six recycling bins in your room and no one else, and you're going to say 'Hm, that's odd,' and sit down at your computer, and they're going to sneak up behind you and beat you to death and eat you. And your roommate is going to come back and find 6 recycling bins full of blood."
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heard: 1 March 2004
[edit] added: 29 March 2004
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[edit] added: 29 March 2004
Jonathan: "But I love Chernobylian shoulder parrots."
oberon: "Polly wanna meltdown."
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heard: 29 March 2004
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[edit] added: 29 March 2004
(04:37:43) Оберон: let's play a game of "did the thing the darwinports guy claimed would fix the bug actually fix the bug?"
(04:37:47) Оберон: you want to play too?
(04:37:50) Оберон: You can follow along.
(04:38:13) Оберон: So far, it looks highly suspcious
(04:38:27) Оберон: unless pango traditionally installs in under 10 seconds and doesn't depend on libfreetype
(04:38:36) Оберон: What do you think, Jim?
(04:38:41) Оберон: Well Bob, I've never seen Pango do *that* before.
(04:38:49) Оберон: But gtk2 is still configuring. Let''s watch.
(04:39:19) Оберон: A new error!
(04:39:21) Оберон: Yippee!
(04:40:02) Оберон: let's play "uninstall, clean, and re-install freetype and pango by hand!"
(04:40:03) Оберон: yay!!
(04:40:14) Оберон: do a little dance, shit on the carpet, get down tonight!
(04:40:30) Оберон: Seriously
(04:40:34) Оберон: Some day I'm gonna hunt down these people
(04:40:35) Оберон: in their homes
(04:40:36) Оберон: and walk in
(04:40:39) Оберон: and shit on their carpet
(04:40:41) Оберон: and then I'll point at it
(04:40:48) Оберон: and yell at them
(04:40:59) Оберон: "That's what your software does to me!"
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heard: 26 March 2004
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[edit] added: 29 March 2004
"I trust the Boulevard not to actively poison me, just not to not passively poison me, like this crap."
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heard: 22 March 2004
[edit] added: 23 March 2004
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[edit] added: 23 March 2004
"Money makes the world go 'round. In a most delightful way."
