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"But Vanya from the provinces is just as clueless about that sort of stuff as Timurbek."

"I'm thinking of getting a new game console. Basically the reason being that I don't have a girlfriend. Not that I think it'll help me get one..."

"It's my wedding, but I didn't plan it. I'll show up at the appointed place and time and say the appointed things. I'm told there will be food."

"This is a reminder that all electronic devices must be turned off. This includes Blackberries, strawberries, blueberries, and lemon meringue pies."

"Do you know what I would've done to have a digging tool that went this deep when I was a kid?"

"I think they're going a little overboard—no pun intended—on this ocean theme."

"What's that bean curd stuff?"