Shyngys: "Как я поеду домой?"
Jonathan: "Автобус есть..."
Shyngys: "72. Нет."
Jonathan: "Есть."
Shyngys: "Есть, да? Are you sure?"
Jonathan: "Yeah. До скольких не знаю, но есть."
Shyngys: "Как я поеду домой?"
Jonathan: "Автобус есть..."
Shyngys: "72. Нет."
Jonathan: "Есть."
Shyngys: "Есть, да? Are you sure?"
Jonathan: "Yeah. До скольких не знаю, но есть."
Shyngys: "Кто придумал пейперы? Я хочу по голове ему дать."
Jonathan: "Аристотл наверное."
Shyngys: "Блин, он умер уже."
shit-giving is really a huge problem in grad school
"I'm going to be in the art building tomorrow at noon, with beer, rocks, and paint."
"‘Venus’ and ‘venerial’ are related. Venus is the Goddess of love, and venerial diseases happen when you're looking for love in the wrong places."
me: "Yeah, it's Low Germanic, but not Northern."
Derek: "Huh? Is it a language named after some city or something?"
me: "Nope, it's named after a continent."
Derek: "A continent?!"
me: "Yep. Go back to your room, continue grading, and in 30 seconds you'll figure it out and be like ‘Dammit!’"
(16:51:22) Derek: LOL
(16:51:24) Derek: you bastard
(16:52:04) [me]: told you :-P
(16:52:22) Derek: *shaking fist*
(00:47:17) Rianna: i had a dream last night that i was on a train to georgia with a bunch of people from high school
(00:49:05) [me]: which Georgia?
(00:49:24) Rianna: the boring one :-p
"There's light at the end of the tunnel for your Masters, and then you realise that it's just the light between tunnels."
"I need some real food. Ooh, Reese's!"
(00:43:04) Rianna: i love chatting with my drunk friends, but i had to sleep