"Parks are good for stuff like drinking. …And kissing."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 11 May 2006
[edit] added: 11 May 2006
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[edit] added: 11 May 2006
"IHOP serves shit, not breakfast. However, it is becoming increasingly tempting."
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heard: 11 May 2006
[edit] added: 11 May 2006
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 11 May 2006
"It came up and asked me if I wanted the animated tour or the non-animated tour. ‘Fuck you’ was not an option."
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heard: 8 May 2006
[edit] added: 9 May 2006
[edit] added: 9 May 2006
"So me and my brother were considering how easy it'd be to steal the Rosetta stone. Unfortunately, it's really trackable. But it'd be cool to, like, have the Rosetta stone in your basement, and no one would know but you."
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heard: 8 May 2006
[edit] added: 8 May 2006
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[edit] added: 8 May 2006
[00:59] Ryan: It amuses me to see Jesus fish on cars. I always see sideways vagina.
as reportedly told to (and hence reported by) Aladnsane
sadness, freudian, politics, religion, sex, not-heard-myself
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heard: 7 May 2006
[edit] added: 7 May 2006
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[edit] added: 7 May 2006
02:34:54 [sn withheld]: Because Mexico is spoken by like 20% of the population of the US as a first language
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heard: 5 May 2006
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
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[edit] added: 5 May 2006
"Russians can totally fly while not dead."
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heard: 5 May 2006
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
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[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Aladnsane: "Zavulon can fly, but he can't."
Jonathan: "Certainly not while dead…"
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heard: 5 May 2006
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
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[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Jonathan: "I think I spilled margarita on my laptop."
Aladnsane: "…Dude, you're licking your laptop!"
Jonathan: "But it's sour. Wait, this could be battery acid. That would be bad."
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heard: 5 May 2006
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 5 May 2006
Aladnsane: "Don't tip this. There's a beverage involved."
Jonathan: "But I like tipping things with beverages involved… like cows."
