Nic: "Me & Kristin hung out and watched the movie Sideways. So we got to spend time together."
Jonathan: "Mm. … Sideways?"
Nic: "Me & Kristin hung out and watched the movie Sideways. So we got to spend time together."
Jonathan: "Mm. … Sideways?"
Leslie: "[In Central Asia], at least as a girl they don't make you drink."
Chay: "Go to Kyrgyzstan."
"India's got a billion people; there's gotta be a few bad apples."
[02:58] Aaron B: it was dallas raines
[02:58] Aaron B: sorry
[02:58] Aaron B: same difference
[02:51] Aaron B : you should get a cool linguistic alias
[02:51] Aaron B: like, you know how weathermen always just "happen" to have a geological reference in their names?
[02:51] Aaron B: around me we have "johnny mountain"
[02:51] Aaron B: and "dallas storm"
[02:51] Aaron B: you can be like...
[02:51] Aaron B: "jon minimality"
[02:52] Aaron B: or like "Al O. Phone"
[02:52] Aaron B: (short for Albert Optimality Phone)
[02:50] Aaron B: well, by "famous" i mean "famous within the field"
[02:50] Aaron B: aka "my research funding hasn't been cut more than 70%"
[02:35] Aaron B: you finished your hw?
[02:35] Aaron B: you're all caught up?
[02:35] Aaron B: hold on, i need to look out my window
[02:35] Aaron B: nope, i don't see any pigs flying...
[02:35] Aaron B: maybe hell froze over?
"On a scale of 1 to movies that didn't need be remade, that's a Lion King 1½."
"You call it silly string, I call it semen."
"What you need is groupies who are willing to make out with you randomly, and you're set."