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oberon: "What's that?"

Adam: "It's kinda like a little playground toy that kills kids."

oberon: "Where's the zoom? This is a shitty editor."

Adam: "That's the web browser!"

"So what you're saying is you're running gentoo by hand and calling it Red Hat."

"I almost inhaled the horseraddish, and I was thinking 'If that goes down wrong, I will die.'"

group: "Hey, oberon, try some fake absinthe."

oberon: "But that's fake bad crap. Which of these adjectives are good?"

"Let's google Lemur noises."

all: "Where's the die?"

Jonathan: "I think it went under Matt's chair."

oberon [to Matt]: "You have a pompom. It's making die-like noises."

"Who has bestiality porn on—Oh, wait, that's a saxophone."

"It's Easter and we need chicken."