"Some guys don't have girlfriends."
[People walking in street in dark ahead of us]
"Some guys like pedestrian bowling."
[We drive by them with no incident]
"... No two people are not still screaming."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 13 March 2004
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"Insertion is a good warm-up."
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heard: 13 March 2004
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(02:19:17) Aaron B: 4am central time is what time in US?
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heard: 12 March 2004
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"Anyone in a leather jacket is Mr. Man"
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heard: 8 March 2004
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"And it looks and says 'All my bretheren are still compressed.'"
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heard: 7 March 2004
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(22:14:23) Adam F: el mamut se murio
(22:14:25) Adam F: thats so sad lol
(22:14:40) [me]: yeah, I mean, he got aids and he did 10 lines of coke...
(22:14:50) [me]: what else was he going to do afterwards?
(22:14:52) [me]: get a Ph.D.?
(22:15:04) Adam F: well he could go to brandeis
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heard: 7 March 2004
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"I don't know if I'm going to keep that calendar open to that page. I woke up in the middle of the night last night and was like 'Holy Fuck! That penguin is going to eat me!' One by one the penguins steal my sanity."
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heard: 7 March 2004
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(16:37:41) Jackie: no, it does scare me
(16:37:56) [me]: whereas it amuses me
(16:40:01) Jackie: thats the difference between us jonathan :-)
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heard: 7 March 2004
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(13:46:43) [redacted]: i have so much fucking spanish to do
(13:46:53) [redacted]: where is spanish!? i need to fuck her!
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heard: 6 March 2004
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"I bought the coolest book this weekend, and we can play really fun games with it. And it isn't the Kama Sutra."
