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Ian: "With slight modifications, the iPod could greatly benefit the blind."
Nat: "With slight modifications, the iPod could be made into a tricorder."
Matt: "With slight modifications, the iPod could be made to be sentient."
Jonathan: "But then how would you know the iPod is sentient and not just the sentience inside?"
Matt: "I'm not allowed to discuss that."
[discussion about birth control in Kazakhstan]
Jess: "Well, there are always used kvas bottles."
Jonathan [hands Jess a glass bottle]: "Here. You know where to put it. Be my guest."
Ian: "Well, if the condom breaks, you'll know right away."
[Whole room cringes in pain.]
Ian: "Mental note: no glass condoms."
Matt: "Well, there goes my version of Cinderella ."