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Greer Hauptman
My elected quad senator, though she doesn't do much. She's short, but she likes hats; spends a lot of time in our suite, watching Animé.

top categories: food (2), scariness (2), violence (2), sexuality (1), sketchiness (1)

most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (2), oberon (1), Jon Sagotsky (1), Nat Budin (1)

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[link] heard: 15 March 2005
[edit] added: 15 March 2005

"Greer, did you fry beef in my hat?"

food, sadness, scariness
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[link] heard: 7 November 2004
[edit] added: 7 November 2004

Greer: "If she ever comes back here again, I'll break her kneecaps!"

Nat: "Because that's the only thing you can reach."

violence, meanness, insults
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[link] heard: 3 November 2004
[edit] added: 3 November 2004

"I think I'm addicted to violence like you're addicted to gay porn."

sex, violence, scariness, sexuality, sketchiness, analogies
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[link] heard: 25 September 2004
[edit] added: 25 September 2004

oberon wanted to try a brandy-filled chocolate

Greer: "Sorry, you don't get that kind because there's only one left."

Jonathan: "You can have my half if you want."

oberon: "That's okay, a vodka and a lawyer are enough for me."

alcohol, food, law, college, chocolate
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