oberon wanted to try a brandy-filled chocolate
Greer: "Sorry, you don't get that kind because there's only one left."
Jonathan: "You can have my half if you want."
oberon: "That's okay, a vodka and a lawyer are enough for me."
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Interesting things said in my presence
Greer Hauptman
My elected quad senator, though she doesn't do much. She's short, but she likes hats; spends a lot of time in our suite, watching Animé.
most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (2), Jon Sagotsky (1), Nat Budin (1), oberon (1)
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heard: 7 November 2004
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[edit] added: 7 November 2004
Greer: "If she ever comes back here again, I'll break her kneecaps!"
Nat: "Because that's the only thing you can reach."
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heard: 3 November 2004
[edit] added: 3 November 2004
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[edit] added: 3 November 2004
"I think I'm addicted to violence like you're addicted to gay porn."
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heard: 15 March 2005
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[edit] added: 15 March 2005
"Greer, did you fry beef in my hat?"