"I'm thinking of getting a new game console. Basically the reason being that I don't have a girlfriend. Not that I think it'll help me get one..."
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most quoted with: Jonathan North Washington (1)
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heard: 3 September 2008
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"But Vanya from the provinces is just as clueless about that sort of stuff as Timurbek."
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heard: 29 September 2008
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Jonathan: "I mean, in Kazakhstan a cellphone is like a toothbrush, but in America, it's more like a bicycle."
Michael: "I donno, I knew some people in Kazakhstan who didn't brush their teeth, but you can bet they had a phone."