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Jonathan: "It's funny; you said you were worrying about American life before you came to America; I worried about Kazakh life before I went to Kazakhstan."

Zaure: "But you have reason to worry about Kazakh life."

professors

Zaure

life, culture, patriotism, kazakh, swseel

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[link] heard: 10 July 2005
[edit] added: 10 July 2005

"Usually I just huddle up in my room and conjugate things."

Ian Campbell

in response to why he's never around

language, kazakh, geekiness, sadness, swseel

[comment] [rate] 3/5

[link] heard: 10 July 2005
[edit] added: 10 July 2005

"My theory is that she's allergic to joy, so I don't think a boyfriend will do her any good."

Ian Campbell

relationships, sex, silliness, swseel

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[link] heard: 8 July 2005
[edit] added: 8 July 2005

"It is as if the great snow tiger of suckiness has raped my sister."

Ian Campbell

russian, badness, swseel, inappropriateness

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[link] heard: 6 July 2005
[edit] added: 6 July 2005

Aaron B [20:47]: in *america* we don't have an "h"

go to any store

Abe Solomon

#sigh# talking about yoghurt

stupidity, misunderstandings, linguistics, food, provincialism

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[link] heard: 4 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

Aaron B [01:31]: well, i'm trying to be "le formal" so i don't "le fail" "le class"

Abe Solomon

french, language, silliness, euphamisms

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[link] heard: 1 July 2005
[edit] added: 4 July 2005

Shawn: "He's so gay. He must spend at least 3 hours on his moustache alone in the morning!"

Michaela: "Oh, come on–you know you like girls who do that."

Michaela

Michaela, in response to Shawn

alcohol, double-standards, analogies, sex, sexuality, stupidity, non-p.c.ness, swseel

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