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Kevin: "As far as society is concerned, she's set."

Shawn: "Well, yeah, she's got tits and a vagina."

Kevin: "As do a lot of mammals."

"I had a dorky girlfriend once. We had a lot of sex, though–that wasn't so dorky."

girl: "I'm gonna go downtown."

Shawn: "What's that, some kind of slang?"

"What kind of listen do you guys music to?"

"I think they would fall down on their asses laughing if Jay-Z came out in traditional Kazakh garb and started keepin’ it real with his dombra."

"I had a girlfriend once who had problems with 'l's and 'r's, but the mail-order bride company said that wasn't going to be a problem."

"Yeah, what's up with people who can't take naps? I think it's bisexual people—people who are bisexual can never take naps."

"Worf, you're a Klingon. What's a little genocide in the name of self defense?"