"You know, why do all the buildings on campus have people's names on them? They didn't give that money out of the kindness of their heart. They wanted their name on a god-dammed building."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 7 February 2005
[edit] added: 8 February 2005
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[edit] added: 8 February 2005
"Er hot andere fish to fry."
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heard: 2 February 2005
[edit] added: 2 February 2005
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[edit] added: 2 February 2005
(01:07:03) [redacted]: i'm too tired to bullshit
(01:09:42) [me]: how are you too tired to bs?
(01:09:45) [me]: that doesn't even make sense
(01:09:54) [redacted]: i need to be 'on' to bs
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heard: 31 January 2005
[edit] added: 31 January 2005
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 31 January 2005
"I smell incense. That incensitive bastard."
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heard: 29 January 2005
[edit] added: 29 January 2005
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[edit] added: 29 January 2005
Jonathan: "Homntashn's good shit."
David: "That's exactly what it is."
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heard: 28 January 2005
[edit] added: 28 January 2005
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[edit] added: 28 January 2005
Nat: "Don't you want 50cc of chocolate ice cream?"
Vickie: "Oh! I need to call my mother!"
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heard: 28 January 2005
[edit] added: 28 January 2005
[comment] [rate] 3/5
[edit] added: 28 January 2005
"Yes, we're writing character sheets for silverware. Shut up."
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heard: 25 January 2005
[edit] added: 25 January 2005
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[edit] added: 25 January 2005
"I really don't understand people who like opera, and I mean like Klingon opera and Wagner. And yes, I equate those two."
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heard: 25 January 2005
[edit] added: 25 January 2005
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[edit] added: 25 January 2005
Ian: "With slight modifications, the iPod could greatly benefit the blind."
Nat: "With slight modifications, the iPod could be made into a tricorder."
Matt: "With slight modifications, the iPod could be made to be sentient."
Jonathan: "But then how would you know the iPod is sentient and not just the sentience inside?"
Matt: "I'm not allowed to discuss that."
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heard: 25 January 2005
[edit] added: 25 January 2005
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[edit] added: 25 January 2005
"Crack is rocks, cocaine is powder."
[Vickie pats Matt's head.]
"What?... One's for rich people and one's for poor people. I have to know which one to buy."
