Greer: "If she ever comes back here again, I'll break her kneecaps!"
Nat: "Because that's the only thing you can reach."
Greer: "If she ever comes back here again, I'll break her kneecaps!"
Nat: "Because that's the only thing you can reach."
"My uncle... Well, actually my aunt."
Jonathan: "Does practicing for the GRE do anything?"
oberon: "I did leave an SAT prep book under my bed before I took the SATs."
"I'd sleep with President Bush for money. It'd create a huge scandal."
"I think I'm addicted to violence like you're addicted to gay porn."
"Vicke, whoring out your boyfriend for your own amusement is not a good idea."
(05:05:12) Оберон: and don't forget to set your clock back!!!
(05:05:20) [me]: oh yeah. Aaron pointed that out earlier
(05:05:24) [me]: my computer did it automatically
(05:05:26) [me]: my alarm didn't
(05:05:29) Оберон: heh
(05:05:35) Оберон: My computer is my alarm
(05:05:37) Оберон: I win.
(04:34:43) Оберон: Know Thineself
(04:34:57) Оберон: Else Thineself Will Wait Till You're Asleep And Steal Your Wallet.
(04:35:09) [me]: I'm more worried about other things
(04:35:13) [me]: My wallet can bite me
(04:35:21) Оберон: Damn. I'd get a new wallet
"No, you don't get it. Domino's is bad pizza for the same reason steak is bad pizza."
"That's what I'm saying! Definitions can't be defined. ... As such."