Jonathan [referring to an incident that just happened]: "Well, if a weird shape appeared out from behind a wall and meowed at you, you'd be scared too."
Nat: "Yeah. I'm sorry I scared you, Vickie. I was calling you in your native tongue."
Jonathan [referring to an incident that just happened]: "Well, if a weird shape appeared out from behind a wall and meowed at you, you'd be scared too."
Nat: "Yeah. I'm sorry I scared you, Vickie. I was calling you in your native tongue."
"I syntaxed that bad, didn't I?"
"I took off my pants because, like, they were bothering me."
"In the morning, the dish drain will be different. By that point, it'll've turned into a clean-dish-eating robot."
Jonathan: "Всё. Пошли."
Nat: "I wonder if Vickie understands kick-to-the-shins."
Nat: "You wanna try my cheese popcorn?"
oberon: "I'll try anything food-like—ooh, that's not so much like food."
"Apparently some people see the glass as half-full, and some see it as a dragon."
(19:03:11) Оберон: TV + internet == lots of random news
(19:03:18) Оберон: I've also seen a group of elephants steal a car
(19:03:26) Оберон: ...though technically "steal" may not be the right verb.
(19:03:39) Оберон: perhaps "mash into itty bitty two dimensional pieces" would be better.
(19:03:43) Оберон: But "steal" is a lot easier to type
(01:11:36) Matt S: Lemurs stole my syllabery.
(01:11:42) [me]: ?
(01:11:56) Matt S: They tricked me, they said they just wanted to borrow it, and now they're all, like, "What syllabery?"
(01:12:05) [me]: oh?
(01:12:18) Matt S: Yeah. Well, just wanted to let you know to be on the lookout.
(00:35:54) Оберон: Dude
(00:35:58) Оберон: your dad is making up moon porn
(00:36:01) Оберон: and putting it on his resume