"So will I see you bright and early, or just early?"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 25 February 2004
(06:12:40) Оберон: If a woman walked up to you tomorrow and said "I bet you have a wonderful snapple, and I'm absolutely not asexual -- how about you come back to my place and do me?" would you assume she wanted to know the way to Usdan?
(06:12:51) [me]: I might...
[edit] added: 24 February 2004
(05:22:02) Оберон: I've learned to swim with the weasels somewhat
(05:22:19) Оберон: but trying to figure out what women think is attractive is like trying to build a 7 pointed cube
(05:23:03) Оберон: Weasels should have dorsal fins
(05:23:06) Оберон: it would help my analogies
[edit] added: 22 February 2004
"Cat's cradle is like programming—you just put strings together. Why do you think they call it multi-threaded?"
[edit] added: 21 February 2004
Anne: "Doves are anything but holy."
Nicholas: "They poo on our windows."
[edit] added: 20 February 2004
"You see, that's what's wrong with the U.S.—we don't have rebels in the mountains who shoot at planes and no one wants to deal with."
[edit] added: 17 February 2004
(03:06:58) Оберон: it's not very flexible, but these are windows users
(03:07:08) Оберон: they can be easily distracted by a ball of twine and a slightly bent stick.
[edit] added: 17 February 2004
Vickie: "We can make margaritas, but we need a blender"
oberon: "Render? Burritos? Huh?"
[edit] added: 17 February 2004
Jonathan: "You can just go around the curb that way."
oberon: "But I like to go the legal way."
Jonathan: "But the Branvan goes that way."
[edit] added: 15 February 2004
(03:42:31) Оберон: we can watch it tomorrow
(03:42:33) Оберон: as a break
(03:42:45) [me]: from what?
(03:43:31) Оберон: from whatever ;)
(03:43:32) Оберон: trust me
