(15:12:13) Alex: Oh, talking about eating - have you eaten any of your booty yet?
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 12 February 2004
"There are certain parts of my body I can't balance a book on."
[edit] added: 12 February 2004
"Asian food is like Cajun food, but without the /k/.... Using that fact you can derive the taste of /k/."
[edit] added: 12 February 2004
Jonathan: "It smells again."
oberon: "Of what?"
Jonathan: "Burning."
oberon: "All I smell's the beef."
[edit] added: 10 February 2004
"Why do people even sleep with each other? With woman it's like death; it's so scary."
[edit] added: 10 February 2004
Chef: "I don't even know what to put in these things [Calzones]. What veggies do we have?"
Manager: "Bacon."
[edit] added: 10 February 2004
"My mouth is tingling funny. As long as it doesn't go bang I'm fine."
[edit] added: 10 February 2004
"I'm saying i ~ ɪ; you're hearing the airhead."
[edit] added: 4 February 2004
"That's why Aramark doesn't need a hazardous waste disposal license. They can just make things like that."
[edit] added: 4 February 2004
"I saw much more of her than I wanted to. Her skirt was about 4 inches shorter than, like, 5 inches."
