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"I am the better Roma! Screw you!"

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Me: "I'd like to see oberon play these steps for 20 minutes."

Rameez: "He would die."

Me: "It would be funny though."

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"'Hehe', you know, four simple letters."

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"When she got drunk, she was a whorenog, man."

or "When she got drunk, she was a horndog, man."

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weirdness, sex, misunderstandings
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(16:39:22) [me]: and also, scratch the "isn't sex" part. it is sex, just not full-blown sex. (pun *NOT* intended)

(16:39:36) Qatharsis: LOL

(16:40:11) Qatharsis: Yeah, such unintended puns *suck*, don't they.

(16:40:21) [me]: hehe

(16:40:48) Qatharsis: You had it coming. ;-)

(16:40:54) [me]: oy

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"It's like reading a really bad love story about a Colombian drug cartel and his love affair in Baja California."

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"I'm sticking with FOX News—I like getting upset."

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"What would the trigger happy twin of Jesus do? That would make a good bracelet."

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(22:55:13) [sn withheld]: I have to go drive my car back to jizz lot

A friend, refering to J lot (the far-away lot)
ghetto-talk, inappropriateness
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"I'm against beating children, but if my kids ever call french fries freedom fries, I'm going to seriously beat them."

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