[kid cries and points]
mother: "Ты трогал это, что-ли?"
[kid nods and continues to cry]
mother: "Зачем ты трогал это, зачем?!"
[kid cries louder]
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 6 September 2007
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[edit] added: 6 September 2007
my father: "Wait, why's it that much cheaper?"
employee at undisclosed fast-foodery: "I gave you the senior discount. ...Not sayin' there're any seniors around here—I just hooked y'all up."
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heard: 5 September 2007
[edit] added: 5 September 2007
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[edit] added: 5 September 2007
"You guys had lots of things growing up that other people had never heard of, like broccoli cookies."
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heard: 31 August 2007
[edit] added: 1 September 2007
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[edit] added: 1 September 2007
"The leader of Turkmenistan—what does he call himself again? Turkmen Bob?"
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heard: 29 August 2007
[edit] added: 29 August 2007
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 29 August 2007
me: "How can you recall food?"
my mother: "If you don't, it recalls itself."
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heard: 21 August 2007
[edit] added: 22 August 2007
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[edit] added: 22 August 2007
[arrives on plane for connecting flight 5 minutes before scheduled take-off (40 minutes before actual take-off), and finds seat taken]
me: "You're in my seat."
other passenger: "Uh, well, we had to to, uhm—"
flight attendant: "Just sit anywhere."
[other passengers laugh]
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heard: 10 August 2007
[edit] added: 12 August 2007
[comment] [rate] 4/5
[edit] added: 12 August 2007
"Look at those two fireflies: they're flying close together and blinking. They must be mating! One's green and one's red. Oh. Wait, is that an airplane?"
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heard: 6 August 2007
[edit] added: 6 August 2007
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[edit] added: 6 August 2007
(17:36) [Tristan]: oh. i'd just kinda come to assume it was an american vs real english distinction
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heard: 1 August 2007
[edit] added: 1 August 2007
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[edit] added: 1 August 2007
(03:42:49) kesuari: nothing backs up like chiselling a great big stone
(03:43:57) kesuari: i sometimes reckon i should do that: go carving runes somewhere in the bush
(03:44:55) kesuari: not runes per se; i mean some form of phonetic alphabet that looks like runes and is similar enough to the latin alphabet or germanic runes to be decryptable
(03:45:17) kesuari: or maybe i'll do it a bit less phonetic just to give the future linguists a bit of fun
(03:45:43) kesuari: can't be too trivial or else i'll be the Orrm of the 21st century
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heard: 1 August 2007
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[edit] added: 1 August 2007
(03:26:05) kesuari: in a thousand years, when english has divided into many languages and tehy've all had spelling reforms, they'll divise a "standardised spelling" for classical english
(03:26:52) kesuari: because the current spelling will been seen as "irregular" and "hard to read", "a poor guide to pronunciation" &c. they will probably also add diacritics so we can tell which vowels are long and which are short, which e's are silent and which are pronounced etc.
(03:27:09) kesuari: much like we do to old english
(03:27:33) kesuari: only, for a non-linguist of the 20th/21st centuries, it'll be hard to read because we don't expect it
(03:29:08) kesuari: and because no-one can seriously expect any of our recordings to last until then and because linguistics texts will largely have been lost to time as they weren't reproduced enough, people will have debates about quite how various aspects were pronounced
(03:30:10) kesuari: they'll reconstruct a language that includes the "bath/trap" split, f'instance
(03:30:24) kesuari: and have trouble reconciling it with the other germanic languagse
(03:32:45) kesuari: but, of course, english retained *þ and *w so it's obviously conservative: it must've been that german and even icelandic lost the original æ/ɑ distinction
