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"I wish I knew more places that had less of an element of sketch."

"I'm just going to write it, because it's easier than spelling it."

Jurgen: "Promiscuity means ‘proximity’ in French."

Jonathan: "It would."

"It's necessary to separate ‘French’ from what I call ‘Non-French.’ There's a dichotomy and I think a lot of people who study Romance linguistics don't realise this."

"Formatting in LaTeX is like spending the extra couple of bucks to have a good liquor in your cocktail."

"Do you want another slice of iced tea and some more bread?"

Sharon: "So now there's this book on Iraqi Arabic with MP3s."

Noah: "I'm sure the army's all over that."

kid in car: "Hey, I know you!"

Jonathan: "Do you?"

older girl in car: "He's 11."

Jonathan: "Oh, okay."

"This is, like, the ultimate incarnation of toast."