"Bartending in America is just making a lot of blowjobs and sex on the beach for sorority girls. If you don't have standards and you don't have a fear of venereal diseases, then bartending in America can be a good way to get a lot of blowjobs and sex on the beach from sorority girls. However, I have standards and a fear of venereal diseases."
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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heard: 15 May 2006
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[edit] added: 15 May 2006
Aladnsane: "You just don't want to quote things you said that aren't flattering [to yourself]."
me: "I … don't … know … what you you're talking about :-P"
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heard: 13 May 2006
[edit] added: 13 May 2006
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[edit] added: 13 May 2006
"Parks are good for stuff like drinking. …And kissing."
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heard: 11 May 2006
[edit] added: 11 May 2006
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[edit] added: 11 May 2006
"IHOP serves shit, not breakfast. However, it is becoming increasingly tempting."
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heard: 11 May 2006
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[edit] added: 11 May 2006
"It came up and asked me if I wanted the animated tour or the non-animated tour. ‘Fuck you’ was not an option."
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heard: 8 May 2006
[edit] added: 9 May 2006
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"So me and my brother were considering how easy it'd be to steal the Rosetta stone. Unfortunately, it's really trackable. But it'd be cool to, like, have the Rosetta stone in your basement, and no one would know but you."
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heard: 8 May 2006
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[00:59] Ryan: It amuses me to see Jesus fish on cars. I always see sideways vagina.
as reportedly told to (and hence reported by) Aladnsane
sadness, freudian, politics, religion, sex, not-heard-myself
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heard: 7 May 2006
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[edit] added: 7 May 2006
02:34:54 [sn withheld]: Because Mexico is spoken by like 20% of the population of the US as a first language
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heard: 5 May 2006
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[edit] added: 5 May 2006
"Russians can totally fly while not dead."
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heard: 5 May 2006
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Aladnsane: "Zavulon can fly, but he can't."
Jonathan: "Certainly not while dead…"
