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"It's like a little thing in the breakfast nook that's in their way and blares at them at newstime."

"I'm so glad I'm not a doctor, because if I was a doctor and had to deal with people with throat issues today, I'd tell them to open their mouths and say `Numa numa yey'."

Nat: "Yeah, Hood chocolate milk is good..."

Jon: "Chocolate cheese is not."

"You see, we're edumacatifying you."

Matt: "Wait, how does nudity get rid of variables?"

oberon: "Because clothes are variable—everyone's always wearing different things."

"How did you spell 'Hannukah' when you said it?"

"Are you guys getting me a chancellorship for Hannukah? I want to be chancellor of Germany for Hannukah."

"First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns and I speech nothing because I no verbs."

"I think s'more Schnapps is the best idea ever. Do they make that? Graham cracker liquour?"

"I appreciate sound changes—I'm talking about duck lenition!"