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[link] heard: 18 November 2004
[edit] added: 19 November 2004

(23:46:47) Kesuari: (just now reading your quotes page. sometimes it seems it would be easier on you if you just hitched up a microphone and speech-to-text system under oberon's mouth and just have a complete transcription of everything he says)

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[link] heard: 18 November 2004
[edit] added: 19 November 2004

"Yeah, value judgements ... bad."

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[link] heard: 18 November 2004
[edit] added: 19 November 2004

Jonathan: "Matt, what sorting algorithm are you using?"

Matt: "MattSort."

Jonathan: "That means that if you know the original state of the cards, you can recalculate which cards everyone has."

Matt: "No, because it's O(...look over there!)"

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[link] heard: 18 November 2004
[edit] added: 18 November 2004

Matt: "We haven't dated, but I have gone on dates with her."

oberon: "You do know how past tense works in English, right?"

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[link] heard: 17 November 2004
[edit] added: 17 November 2004

"You're not the straight man in gay porn!"

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[link] heard: 17 November 2004
[edit] added: 17 November 2004

"Yay! Sexual Harrassment."

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[link] heard: 16 November 2004
[edit] added: 16 November 2004

oberon: "We all have a little bit of 12-year-old girl inside. You're one to talk!"

Vickie: "I beat mine senseless and tie her up and rape her."

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[link] heard: 15 November 2004
[edit] added: 15 November 2004

"Have you ever been looking around your room trying to find something and your hand starts tapping Ctrl-F or Command-F? I do that all the time, and it bothers me more that there's no Command-F than that I can't find what I'm looking for."

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[link] heard: 15 November 2004
[edit] added: 15 November 2004

Vickie: "Your computer stole my hair!"

Matt: "It loves you too."

oberon: "It just wanted something to remember you by."

Matt: "It wants a lock of your hair to use as its favour in a jousting tournament. Oh, by the way, I told you I entered your computer in a jousting tournament, didn't I?"

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