"I'll just show up to Waban Market in the morning and take all their bread. `This am mine now!'"
Quotes
Interesting things said in my presence
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[edit] added: 14 November 2004
Vickie: "Vickie am hungry."
oberon: "Vickie am go in closet."
[edit] added: 14 November 2004
(15:59:45) Aaron B: but i forgot that you're jonathan
(15:59:51) Aaron B: and conventional logic doesn't apply
(15:59:58) [me]: IT'S NOT CONVENTIONAL LOGIC
(16:00:08) [me]: it's logic that works on stereotypical american teenagers and no one else
(16:00:27) Aaron B: right
(16:00:29) Aaron B: convention
[edit] added: 12 November 2004
Matt: "Given a perfectly spherical tongue of uniform density..."
[edit] added: 10 November 2004
(08:34:57) Laura C: I accidently lit my pencil on fire
(08:35:03) Laura C: And now it won't work.
(08:36:52) [me]: what kind of pencil
(08:37:05) Laura C: mechanical.
(08:37:20) Laura C: I wanted to see what happened if you lit the lead on fire.
(08:37:29) Laura C: except i caught the plastic on fire
(08:37:39) Laura C: and the top part kinda melted off.
(08:38:46) Laura C: And the peice of lead is completley covered in melted plastic.
(08:39:13) Laura C: BUT I CAN STILL WRITE WITH IT!
(08:39:33) [me]: I thought you said it didn't work?
(08:39:51) Laura C: Well, the tip of the piece of lead pokes through the plastic
(08:39:57) Laura C: So i can technically still write with it
(08:40:28) Laura C: But it's not like i can reverse the damage i did. When that peice of lead is through, it'll be completley broken.
(08:47:54) Laura C: this is the coolest pencil EVER
(08:48:56) Laura C: It's now more like an abstract art idea of a pencil
(08:50:30) Laura C: It's all twisted and seperated
[Jonathan continues to add quote to quotes page]
(08:50:51) Laura C: DAMNIT, You're making me seem like an insane crazy pyro who always burns shit at 8 in the morning.
(08:52:00) [me]: well...
(08:52:20) Laura C: shhh
[edit] added: 9 November 2004
[giggles] "Pain is funny."
[edit] added: 9 November 2004
Peter: "Did you know they sell birthday candles at the C-store?"
Jonathan: "Yeah, I think I saw that."
Peter: "... Wanna light some?"
[Peter fiddles with a box of candles he pulled out of pocket]
[edit] added: 9 November 2004
"Where'd my 'feine go? Who stole my—?! Oh, I finished it. Aw, that was the last 'feine."
[edit] added: 9 November 2004
"The throbbing in your heart? It doesn't go there..."
[edit] added: 9 November 2004
"Only a Pole would put 'z's where he didn't know what letters go."
